geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

ruinedchildhood:

art.

ruinedchildhood:

art.

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

tusb:

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Relationship Starters (Or "Enders" - Angst Edition)

  • "You have to stop waiting for him."
  • "He/She never loved you to begin with."
  • "It's not like you were meant to be."
  • "There is no such thing as a soul mate."
  • "I don't love you."
  • "It's over."
  • "It would have never worked out between us."
  • "You have a hard-on for me. It's obvious."
  • "Things were good between us in the past, but not now."
  • "You have to stop trying to fix things between us. It's too broken."
  • "I think you need to move out."
  • "Are we getting a divorce?"
  • "I saw how you looked at him/her."
  • "I want to see other people."
  • "... I asked him/her to be my boyfriend/girlfriend."
  • "Why are you still holding a torch for me?"
  • "I think we should just be friends."
  • "You're not what I'm looking for in a partner."
  • "Our personalities... They clash. It won't work."
  • "You keep treating me like I'm your own personal doormat."
  • "I trusted you, and you used that to your advantage."
  • "All I want is a second chance."
  • "One last kiss?"
  • "I'm sorry, but I can't continue this with you."

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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